I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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