Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
