do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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