forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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