Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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