He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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