He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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