I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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