You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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