So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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