I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
