Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
This is not my ceiling
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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