im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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