Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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