you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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