Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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