Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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