Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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