I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
