Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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