Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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