there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
