i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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