is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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