The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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