How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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