U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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