weddingsv make me drug and hornr
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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