Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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