? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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