I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Randomize
