you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm too high and old for this...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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