He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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