no. you can't hotbox the world.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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