Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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