There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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