do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
