is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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