i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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