NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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