So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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