its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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