She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
