Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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