What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
