Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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