sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
