I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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