Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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