in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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