And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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