Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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