I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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