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I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
The struggles of a small town man whore
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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