covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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