Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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