Can Purell be used as lube?
I am spending my child support on dildos
my sisters under your porch take her home
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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