pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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